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Tuesday May 20, 2008

“Timberlake turns to us and introduces himself and then, out of nowhere, pulls the girl over and says to her, ‘meet my friend Josh.’” — Stories of folks’ run-ins with celebs at miami.com

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Tuesday March 25, 2008

’cause dj hottpants is everywhere, bro.

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Monday March 17, 2008

Damn, have y’all seen Wormhole lately? Get down with the MySpace-fabulousity, Jose!

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Wednesday February 20, 2008

Yawn: A list of 6 celebrity-owned restaurants in Miami.

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Wednesday February 6, 2008

“While you’re drinking diet Snapple.” First of all, NSFW, even though all the f-bombs are beeped out. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have been an item for over 5 years, and this is a video she made for him for his 40th birthday. I get to post this because of a sketchy Miami connection: the clip was filmed at the Delano.

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Monday January 28, 2008

Shaquille O’Neal’s monthly income: $1.8 million. Expenses, again monthly: $12,775 on food, $17,220 on clothes, $48,750 on maids and babysitters, $156,116 on mortgages, and $60,417 on gifts. Hey Shaq — um, nevermind.

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Thursday January 17, 2008

Map of celebrity houses in Miami. If you know of any others, drop a comment here.

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Wednesday December 19, 2007

As promised, here is your photo of DJ HOTTPANTS, DJ Of The Future.

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12 of Miami’s ‘future stars in Ocean Drive, including Lolo, Colby Katz, ANR, and a number of “fashion and accessories designers.” (via whl)

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Friday February 9, 2007

“According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit.”

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Tuesday January 9, 2007

Shaq's house

Shaq’s house on Star Island is up for sale: $35 million. He bought it for $19 million in 2004; it was built in 1992. Read the phunny article. “After seeing how the decorator has blasphemed and insulted the house, Your Mama now understands why the O’Neals have being trying to unload this place practically since the day they moved in.”

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Wednesday January 3, 2007

OK, another question. True/false: Sylvester Stallone once donated $1 million for a renovation that kept the Gusman from closing. Forget google — if it happened, the internets don’t know about it; the best I found was $75,000 for the Miami Film Festival back in ’98. But I’m sure someone told me this in all seriousness once. Were they talking out their ass?

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Jessica Alba Bikini

Hide your kids, y’all: it’s Jessica Alba frolicking in the temperate waters of the South Beach Atlantic Ocean. More here and here. Apologies to those that thought I wasn’t going to go there. Update: Jorday sez, “I’m not sure who she is but(t) – ah, a woman’s ass! I’m such a heterosmacktual…”

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Tuesday May 16, 2006

Christina Ricci's in town

Christina Ricci

This is maybe about the last thing you’d ever see here, but I have to make an exception: Christina Ricci’s in town(!), and she’s hanging out at Setai, reading Sybil. Hotness.

ps dear Herald, those funny underlined words are called hyperlinks. Look into it.

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