Saturday August 25, 2012
BTW, CM is kicking it on Twitter this weekend re. #isaac and you should to follow along.
Monday February 26, 2007
The Lincoln Road Green Market doesn’t call itself a farmer’s market, and rightly so. A huge majority of the booths sell oft-dubious antiques, chotchkes, clothing, and other junk. The sign weasels right out of this, declaring the market to only be from Meridian to Washington. Whatever.
Most of this stuff is not my cup of tea (ha!), though there were some cool things scattered around. Not at this booth, but there were some fakes so obvious that I could spot them while skipping by. Watch out (or maybe you don’t care, in which case you shouldn’t be paying the prices these people charge).
Tip: if you can find a nice pair, you might be able to get your optometrist to turn them into regular glasses. She Kills He did that with fantastic success.
Here we go. The mangoes on the right are from Peru. The mangos on the left are from Haiti. Which is all fine, so long as you don’t kid yourself into thinking you’re at a farmer’s market — with the exception of some citrus and strawberries, nothing here is locally grown, and nothing is sold by a farmer, or anyone working for a farmer. “They’re good mangoes,” the guy told me as he rushed past, and I’m sure they are, but I can get good mangoes at Publix, too.
In addition to a tent selling “Bonsai,” there are orchids, smoothies, and cut flowers to be purchased.
Total number of stands selling straight-up fruit: three. And of those only one had any vegetables. And it was all pretty expensive. I’m not sure where the apples above were grown, but the stickers say “Del Monte.” Bummer.
Wednesday May 24, 2006
A nice flash presentation on the anatomy of a hurricane.
Friday July 4, 2008
This is the old blog. Go read the new blog, Buildings and Food.
Wednesday April 30, 2008
A Miami-Dade school principal offered to do his job for $1 per year plus benefits, and the school board turned him down, essentially saying he can have the job for $120,000 a year or not at all. The reason is some budgeting BS. Meanwhile, the State is cutting $60.5 million in funding to Miami-Dade schools (and, if you want extra anger with your lunchtime burger, “Meantime, there’s enough money to keep giving the owners of 20 sports stadiums and arenas — including the ones used by the Miami Dolphins, the Miami Heat and the Florida Panthers — tax subsidies as high as $2 million each.”)
Saturday March 15, 2008
- Things of which make men proud of themselves, which is pretty nice, but can somebody please translate it into American for me?
- Did you see Google Sky? Microsoft is working on something similar and slicker, but, frankly, i don’t really see the point. Also, the earth and moon as seen from Mars.
- I don’t understand . . . why doesn’t Pat Condell just tell us how he really feels?
- Chuck Klosterman explains how to win at rock-paper-scissors.
- Just to get this out of my sodding browser tab: Cheese fries (worst food ever). Related: the good and bad of 7 of your favorite things, from chocolate to beer.
- How do I love Nicholson Baker? Let me count the — ok, whatever, but: The Charms of Wikipedia.
- Funny Games — a movie critics love to hate.
- Are you still not using Yubnub? And btw here is the guy who invented it. Or probably “created” is a better word.
- Something you’ve probably heard of already: The Daily Swarm.
- Sentenc.es: make like short e-mail.
- Ok, now I’m going to link to something that I have no idea what it means, except that it’s almost impossible to understand out of context. ready? go.
- Get rich and famous fast: start a blog. Things of which to blog, in possible order of preference: Tumblr, Vox, Wordpress. If possible, buy a friggin domain name and attach it to one of those (easy wth tumblr).
- Historical fonts you can download and use. (But please don’t.) Also, here are some fancy contemporary fonts.
- Franklin on being an artist and the internet. About right.
- Capsule review: my new camera, Canon SD870is, compared to my recently died camera, Canon SD400. Worse: the body is bigger and made of all-plastic (400 was all metal and had nice art-deco style flourishes), no optical viewfinder, easy to accidentally turn on when pulling out of pocket, (apparently) no way to boost saturation. Better: wide angle lens (yes!), higher iso/IS = low-light photos, interface improvements (e.g. customizable button). Indifferent: bigger screen. Ongoing gripes: no way to shut off shutter beep without muting entire camera, including movie playback, no auto-iso (ok technically there is, but it only boosts by one level), crappy auto-retracting lens cover lets lint in when camera is in my pocket. Overall: jammin.
- How to tell if you’re being followed.
- Amazing abandoned wooden houses in Russia. Every time someone links to something on English Russia it’s amazing.
- My new homepage. Also, you saw It’s not lupus, right? (I’ve only seen one episode of this show in my like, but it happens that it was the lupus one.) “He’s not responding because it’s not Lupus!”
- How to make a ball out of dirt, should you ever have the need.
- Oh, the daffy things people make.
- And, since it’s easier to get you people to look at things when I embed them, here:
Tuesday July 25, 2006
. . . and just like that, Vamos a Cuba is back in the schools for good. Damn, that was fast. (via hiddencity) Update: SDoF has a great quote from the judge: the School Board “abused its discretion in a manner that violated the transcendent imperatives of the First Amendment.’’ Also, a link to the full ruling [PDF]. Update: Oh yeah, they can appeal. Miami Gradebook explains what’s doing with each of the individual members and concludes they probably won’t.
Wednesday June 14, 2006
Thursday January 17, 2008
Friday February 2, 2007
Wayback Machine entry for Critical Miami, circa May 2005. Masthead and right sidebar appear broken, but everything else is where it should be. There are no links to other blogs because, with the exception of Babalu and Infomaniac (which I didn’t know about yet) and Artblog (linked) there were none.
Thursday September 1, 2005
We’re straying way off topic here, but hang in for one more post. What will become of New Orleans? People are trying to help, but more is needed. Artblog recomends giving to Mercy Corps and Craft Emergency Relief Fund. BoingBoing has a series of cooky suggestions. Frances is worried about the animals.
In situations like this, though, the smart money goes to organizations that have a high ratio of money that goes to help people vs. money that goes to administration and fundraising. The American Red Cross is the old standby, but they’re also the ones doing the most help in the field right now. And please, do not earmark your donations to help Katrina victims specifically; all that does is tie their hands. What if something even worse happens tomorrow and the Red Cross can’t use its money to help people who need it most?
OK, now get those checkbooks and credit cards going.
Wednesday December 7, 2005
By the time you read this, the noosed and blindfolded Santa might have come down. Some unnamed guy hung him up in front of his house (not his primary residence) on the beach at 50th street. Residents complained (surprise), and the guy cried freedom of speech but promised to take Santa down by tonight. By the time we heard about it, it was too late to rush down there to check it out, so we’re relying on TV coverage, w/r/t which, isn’t it impressive how little it takes to get TV coverage?
Whatever. Get down with our bad self, dude. I’m glad I don’t live next to you, but do what you gotta do, I guess. See you ‘round Easter.
Monday November 21, 2005
The Sheraton on the river in downtown was blown up yesterday. Here’s a link to the video (requires IE, or some crappy pluggin), here is a link to some more information. It looks like the best place to watch from would have been private property, or from a boat. We visited this place between the time it was slated for destruction and when it actually closed to the public. A strange place, with lots of eerie personality.
Thursday March 9, 2006
Established in 1887, one year after Miami was incorporated, City Cemetery is the oldest cemetery in the city. It’s located a few blocks north of downtown, on NE 2nd ave. A visit here is a stroll through history: the buried here include veterans from as far back as the Civil War, and many prominent names from South Florida History, including Burdine, Peacock, and Tuttle. Many of the tombstones are beautiful and very, very old.
Pvt. Solomon J. Peters CO D 50 GA Inf. CSA 1842-1902
Sydney Martha, Wife of Solomon J. Peters, Died Oct. 1, 1921, aged 70 years.
In memory of Rev. Carmine S. Bird. Born Aug. 19, 1846, Died Sep. 18[?], 1892
A tree is known by the fruit it bears. Willie “Big Nick” Nicholson. June 17, 1926, December 13, 1990. Forever in our hearts.
Judge Lawson E. Thomas. Jan. 28, 1898 – Sept. 14, 1989. First black judge in the South since Reconstruction. Presided 1950 – 1955, 1959 – 1964. Practiced 1923 – 1989.
The Burdine crypt.
It is one of the few cemeteries where the owners of the plot actually hold a deed to the land where the plot is situated . . . Approximately 1,000 open plots still remain within the City Cemetery but to be buried the criteria is strict. One must be able to produce proof of ownership for a plot and must be either the deed holder or able to prove familial relationship to the owner. Friends of the family are not allowed . . . Currently between 10 and 20 burials occur every year at the City Cemetery.
Wow. And you thought only places further up north had history.
Tuesday July 5, 2005
You think you’re cool? We’re so cool that our doctor sends us crazy random Viagra spam. (Note his Yin Yang “a/c” logo.)
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Friday June 24, 2005
Alanis Morissette is playing tonight at the Jackie Gleason theater. Please don’t go. Morissette used to be cool, but recently she’s totally sold out, releasing an acoustic version of Jagged Little Pill. As if to make it clear that she wanted the last shreds of her credibility converted to cold hard cash, the album is available exclusively through Starbucks for the first six weeks of its release.
Now that you’re thoroughly disgusted, we give you the Stay Free Alanis Morissette Delocator. The idea behind the original Starbucks Delocator was to help people find non-Starbucks coffee shops. Same idea here.
Thursday February 8, 2007
Via the radio yesterday, one of the main complaints that out-of-towners had about Miami during Superbowl weekend was the overzealous and unreasonable measures taken by the Miami police. They specifically quoted someone with ESPN, though I’m not sure if he was specifically referring to Miami PD or the County department. Sort of related: Miami’s Operation Tornado results in 101 arrests.
Wednesday October 25, 2006
Our litigious, intellectual property-obsessed, too-much-time-on-its-goddamned-hands society is running amok again. Our own local heroes, Dogma Grill (I will not link them in a house . . . you know the drill) has successfully sued another fancy hot-dog restaurant into submission.
We expect this crap from big stupid corporations, but a small local business? For shame. Oh, wait. But just you wait for the details: the name of the business, which would have caused confusion in the consumer’s minds? “Hot Dogma.” That’s right: the only similarity is the stupid pun. Turns out our local heroes p0wn that pun. More confusion: the offending restaurant is in Pittsburgh. I suppose Miami residents on vacation up there would have somehow associated the restaurants, and somehow . . . done harm to something, is what Dogma Grill, or rather it’s owner (a former MTV executive) was thinking. Good job, guys. Way to stick it to the man.
Pittsburgh residents are rightly pissed, but there’s not much they can do. But there’s something we can do, allright: get our hot dogs somewhere else. Anyone know a good place that serves fancy schmancy dogs?
Thursday April 6, 2006
It’s taken a long-ass time, but Yellow Arrow [made me download a new version of Flash] finally has some traction in Miami, with 128 arrows (this one is on the sidewalk on Lenox Ave on the Beach). Yellow Arrow started in NYC years ago.
The basic idea is that you use the arrows to tag stuff in the real world (can’t be private property) with arrows you get from the site, and link the unique code on the arrow to your comment about the thing. Others who come across the arrow can get your comment by SMS from their cell. I can’t link to the specific pages on the site (drat that flash!) but poke around.
Tracking these down can’t possibly be worth the effort, but they’re definitely something to be on the lookout for. Better yet, plant some of your own – you order the arrows for 50 cents a piece, and you can do the whole thing from a cell, out in the real world.
Monday November 26, 2007
“Latin America has a homicide rate of 27.5 victims for every 100,000 residents, compared with 22 in Africa, 15 in Eastern Europe and 1 in industrialized nations. Other studies show that Latin America, with only 8 percent of the global population, accounts for 75 percent of the world’s kidnappings.” — Andres Oppenheimer, who argues that the explosion of crime has fueled a wave of immigration to — you guessed it, Miami. The column is a summary of his new book, although it never actually gets around to the “solutions” section the book seems to promise.
Friday July 14, 2006
Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a piss. Christian has a voyeuristic streak when it comes to the old homeless women that parade down Washington Ave., but this one is a particularly strong cup of coffee. ”. . . but then I notice that she actually has a plastic cup in her hand.” Ack!
Friday August 18, 2006
Monday May 7, 2007
Joanne Green of the New Times, Omar Sommereyns of the Sun Post, Anne Tschida, Elisa Turner of the Miami Herald and I will be doing a panel on arts writing in Miami, and media in general, at Locust Projects this Wednesday. Stop by and say hi.
Friday October 20, 2006
- Tonight at Books and Books, the launch party of Damn, a new local magazine started by my friends Erika and Julian. I’m all up on the staff of Damn (along with a bunch of notable Miami artists), so I’ll be there. Yay!
- Then it’s off to Churchill’s, where Lolo is throwing Plug Miami. Playing: the Down Home Southernaires, Jesse Jackson, Velveteen Pink, and DJ Hottpants. Plug website.
- Saturday, the Art and Culture Center of Hollywood (where I work!!) is presenting Up on Stage, a sort of a season-preview grab bag of dance performances by companies from all over Florida.
- Sorry if I’m plugging two Churchill’s shows in one weekend, but oVo, who killed shit last Summer is playing on Saturday. (I bought their t-shirt at that show.)
- Get your cheese on: Appetite for Destruction a Guns ‘n Roses tribute band (!!), plays Studio A on Saturday.
- Sunday: finally check out the Lorna Simpson show (would it kill the MAM to fix their website and get some permlinks going?).
- Sunday evening (6pm): a good time to check out the Miami Beach Botanical Gardens, and plus a performance by the South Beach Chamber Orchestra. No cost listed on their website, so maybe it’s free?
Monday March 12, 2007
Friday August 4, 2006
In commemoration of Jamaica’s 44th Independence anniversary celebrations, the Bank of America Tower downtown will be lit in the colors of the Jamaican flag – black, gold and green – tonight through Tuesday.
Thursday October 5, 2006
Python eats aligator and pops: the one year aniversary. Good times.
Friday October 20, 2006
Rick is absolutely right: many anti-child-molester actions the government takes are completely idiotic. If you want to prevent child sex-abuse, there are experts that can tell you what to do. And they’ll all tell you that crap like this is a waste of money that could be used to do stuff that actually helps. Previously.
Thursday January 4, 2007
Thursday February 7, 2008
So, the sex offenders that have lived under a bridge off Biscayne Bay are being kicked out. The problem, of course, is that they have nowhere much to go, so when they were told they had 72 hours to leave (a lie, to “motivate” them), at least one just went underground, and most of them are still there. What a mess. This is all because of those “you can’t live within X-number of miles of Y-type establishment” laws I’ve been bitching about for years. The story alludes to a possible reform, which ought to be hastened. Also: a description and a few photos of their life, surprisingly cushy for being under a bridge.