Friday July 11, 2008
What's up with Norman Braman's lawsuit?
Quick recap: Norman Braman is suing the city of Miami to try to stop the “megaplan,” which includes the port tunnel, museum park, marlins stadium, and a couple of other multimillion projects. Most recently, a judge ordered the parties to try to work out their differences out of court.
Braman’s argument, that some of the money the city is planning to use for the plan is intended to fight “slum and blight,” is not without merit. But honestly, why does he care so much? Does anybody else suspect that maybe he’s doing this as a publicity stunt? Here’s a guy who’s name is very closely associated with his business — every time he gets it out in the news, it helps his bottom line. And to the extent that at least one element of the city’s plan is seen as wasteful/unnecessary/stupid by almost everyone, he’s ostensibly fighting a pretty popular fight. How does the cost of his legal fees compare to the cost of running a series of those tv ads? Is this a win for Braman regardless of which way the court case goes?
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Monday June 23, 2008
That's all folks
I guess this is as good a time as any to make it official: I’m putting this ‘ere website on the bloggy mothballs. I’ve been giving this a lot of thought, but the truth is that the decision isn’t an intellectual one — I’m sort of just over it. With the pink accents, the paisley background, the local news: it’s all gotten a little restrictive. The truth is that I started this site because I thought there was a need for it, and today the need is well covered by dozens of excellent sites, from Covert Overt to Miami Art to TM and EoM, and they’re all held together by Rick’s daily grind. I just don’t have desire to keep up with it all anymore.
SO. Thanks to everyone who’s been checking in regularly over these three years. It’s been a ton of fun, and the support has been really really overwhelming.
Where we’re at as of now is this: I have a new thing, More Blog about Buildings and Food, that I’m putting together. It hopefully will be more open-ended, less locally-obsessed, and more infrequently updated then CM, but will hopefully also dovetail pretty well. I still owe you a slideshow of FOOD from the Georgia/Florida trip, and that’s going to pop up there in the next day or two. I also have a Twitter lest you forget, and you should totally subscribe to my updates. Further, friends and people that I actually know should get their own Twitter accounts post-haste. (No eye-rolling. You’ll thank me later. And btw, I’m reforming myself and will be regularly checking voicemail and e-mail from now on.)
My goal is to keep Critical Miami up in perpetuity. I’ll probably make some final adjustments to the linkroll, and some other tweaks becoming of a defunct blog (ie archives easier to access, etc.). That’s about all, folks. Hope to see you at the new place.
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Friday June 6, 2008
Old school weekend
- The Miami/Bahamas Goombay Festival, a celebration of the first black settlers to arrive in South Florida from the Bahamas. Music and activities in Coconut Grove all weekend.
- Ongoing: City Theater’s Summer Shorts theater festival.
- Coral Gables restaurant week. Preset menus for fixed prices at some of the CG’s posher joints.
- Royal Poinciana Festival.
- Club stuff.
- Saturday: All the way in Pompano, but Paid Dues brings the old school, including Blackalicious and Rakim. $30.
- Pure Imagination radio show broadcasts live from Sweat Records, 9 pm. Then, bands at Churchill’s, presented by Nastie.
- Open casting call for The Amazing Race. No idea what that is.
- Sunday: Sunday Afternoons of Music concert #8, a recital for piano and violin.
- Steely Dan, Hard Rock Live.
- Wednesday: by the way, Ladytron at Studio A.
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Wednesday June 4, 2008
Georgia and Florida, manmade
More photos from the trip, this time hopefully in contrast to the previous “nature” shots. To answer some of the practical questions I’ve been getting: I took the train up to Savannah last Friday. Upon getting to the train station at 8 pm (just as the sun was setting) I had to put my bike back together (it was boxed for the trip) and search for a camping spot for the night. I began pedaling the next morning, and arrived back in Miami the next Sunday. That’s nine days on the bike, including three night stays in motels and five nights of camping. My speedometer was once again on the fritz during this trip, but my daily mileage averaged over 80 miles, with at least a couple of 100 mile days. Other then an almost-constant headwind, the weather was cooperative, with no rain to speak of, and comfortable days and cool nights (at least until the last few days in South Florida, where the sun laughed at my SPF 30 and cooked me to a crisp).
As a bicycle tourist, I was able to tap into an abundance of goodwill from motorists, truckers, pedestrians, convenience store clerks, waitresses, other cyclists, bike shop workers, park rangers, law enforcement officials, and just plain everyone I ran across. There is a whole taxonomy of friendly waves that I discovered which unfortunately I cannot express in a text format (but ask me if you run into me).
One story I can share is the thing about the dogs. Folks in rural Georgia sometimes have loose dogs hanging around outside their homes, and a cyclists is exactly what these dogs love to chase. In fact, for the first few days of the trip, I’d be chased by dogs several times a day. Usually, a little adrenaline would kick in and I’d hustle a bit and soon pass out of the dogs’ territory, at which point they quickly give up chase. Two occasions stand out. Once, two dogs ran after me and straight into the path of an oncoming minivan, which came to a screeching (and honking) halt, within a hair’s breath of death. The other time, two good sized dogs saw me coming, and ran out to meet me, barking, growling, and blocking my path of escape. I got off the bike and tried to use it as a shield between myself and the animals, but they wisely spilt, each circling me from one side. I fended them off for a bit by yelling and squirting my water bottle in a wide arc, and walked down the left side of the road, my bike a sort of shield. They escorted me, and whenever they got too close I again squirted water and yelled at them (my yelling got gradually friendlier as the threat seemed to subside). Once I was passed their territory I was allowed to get back on my bike and ride on.
So. Anyway, here’s the slideshow of photos of man-made stuff from the trip.
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Tuesday June 3, 2008
Scenic Georgia, Florida
In Miami, a dense urban and suburban strip of communities borders the Everglades on the west and the Atlantic on the east. So it’s easy to forget that most of the rest of the country is rural — a web of roads connecting scattered homes, farms, and the occasional small town. This is commingled with lots and lots of largely raw nature, with forests, prairies, rivers, and lakes, many of which look exactly as they have for thousands of years.
Or rather, on some level we’re aware of it. You can’t leave the state via I-95 without driving through stretches of forest, but it’s always seemed like an abstraction to me that way. And of course the best thing about riding a bike, even around the block, is for the slow way you experience your surroundings. Here then, the first of a few slide shows from the trip. I edited out anything with overt traces of humanity, trying to convey the varied and primal nature that’s still out there.
The route I followed started in Savannah and followed Section 6 and Section 7 of the Adventure Cycling Association’s Atlantic Coast series of maps. Through Georgia the rout heads about 60 miles inland from Savannah and meanders through the interior of the state, then follows the coast for most of Florida. Here’s the slideshow.
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Thursday May 22, 2008
& i'm out (again)
Well, folks, I’m off on the trip originally mentioned here. The route is different: I’m catching Amtrak to Savannah GA first thing in the morning, and pedaling back according to routes suggested by the ACA, via maps that finally arrived Wednesday.
My only contact with this site will be by cell phone, which is why the twitter updates have once again taken prominence. Should be back in 1 week and some change, barring unforeseen circumstances, in which case all bets are off. Stay tuned for updates from the road.
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Monday May 19, 2008
New Times Best of Miami 2008, diversions
By the time I went to grab a copy of the New Times this weekend, someone’d pulled out all the ‘Best Of’ inserts (couldn’t help but notice that the design of the interior had been nicely re-vamped), so we’re stuck doing the slog on the internet. Here we are: New Times best-of, Diversions (more over the next coupla days, if I have the energy):
- Best activity to do while intoxicated — Hashing: Too bad the hashing group is out of Ft. Lauderdale, which, um, has it’s own New Times. Otherwise, this would have been a good find. Hashing is sort of a combination of urban hide-and-seek combined with running and drinking. Good times. Update: for some reason almost all the comments on this post are about hashing. Check On! On! a Miami running blog that points to Miami-based hashes (thanks Ashley). And yes, the NT’s group is Ft-Laud based but holds events in both counties.
- Best art gallery — David Castillo: This is sort of a no-brainer, but it’s good that the NT got it exactly right — Castillo really came into its own in the last year, and probably did edge out Gallery Diet, which buzz-wise would be the other natural contender.
- Best Blog — Eye on Miami: Eye on Miami is sharp and prolific. In the year and a half it’s been around, I’ve rarely been a regular reader, mainly because I just can’t keep up. But it’s nice to know that there are two guys out there paying attention, and giving their thoughtful blow-by-blow on a daily basis. Odd that the NT would describe EoM as “easy to read” and compliment their blog design, though. Don’t those “Read More” links (on every post, whether there’s a jump or not), the elastic width, and the yearless archives dropdown make it sort of the opposite? Whatevs — I’m just glad the NT finally realized that “Best Blog” is even a category. Although just a little too late. There are now hundreds of blogs in town, and if you want to do them justice you need a whole separate category, just like you have Shops & Wares, not “Best Shop.”
- Best day trip — The edge of town: They mean Krome and Tamiami — the casino, the Pitt, the airboat ride, etc. This is a no-brainer, but it bears repeating — everyone should head out there at least about once a year or so. I recommend going a bit farther and also doing Big Cypress.
- Best hike — Florida Trail between Loop Road and U.S. 41: Add this to my ‘to do’.
- Best little-known sport — Slough-slogging: This would be jumping into the Everglades muck and wading, knee-to-waist deep in mud, looking for wildlife. I’m sure this is bucket-loads of fun, but I just learned that the Everglades is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles exist side-by-side. I wouldn’t do this without a very very experienced guide. Start here.
- Best local artist — Clifton Childree: Hell yes. More a film maker then an artist, but who’s counting. Cliff is the bomb. You might point out that NT is a couple of years late to the party, but still — Hell yes.
- Best local website — Crappers Quarterly: Yawn.
- Best movie — Pencil Fighting: The Life and Times of Team Balderdash: The comments prove NT is on to something here. Do kids pencil-fight anymore? No — we’re all showing our age here. Whatever… let’s have more movie sillyness.
- Best picnic spot — Enea Garden Lounge: I always wander into this place and wonder where the hell I am. Turns out it’s just a little quiet spot, and you’re allowed to go and hang out there. Good to know.
- Best place to go stoned — Alabama Jack’s: Ok, this is a place in search of a category. “Best place to drive 100mph to, fish at, and then drink beer while looking at water through the floor” would have worked. Next time on your way to the keys, take Card Sound road and stop by. Try to time it so you catch some of the live music.
- Best place to kayak — Pelican Island Park to Morningside Park: Do they rent kayaks there? (I don’t think they do, actually.) Can you do it by canoe? Isn’t there a bit of a risk of getting stranded, what with the currents in the bay? Dunno, but if doable, this route sounds amazing.
- Best rural bike ride — Homestead: Not sure why they didn’t link to the ride itself, but no matter — the fact that the Redland is a great biking area is confirmed. I might just advise you to grab a Redland Riot map and follow that, too.
- Best urban bike ride — Along the Miami River: This one sounds pretty good too, if you know your way around some serious non-bike-friendly streets. You may want to check the route out on Google maps first, and keep in mind that a couple of the bridges are closed.
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Friday May 16, 2008
First of the year ultra-muggy weekend
It’s going to be in the 90’s all weekend, with the humidity to match. You’ll want to get out there and enjoy it, but unfortunately there’s not much going on.
- CubaNostalgia — for those who want to see what this whole “Cuba” thing is all about.
- Big bluegrass festival up in Hollywood, with free admission all weekend.
- Another orchid festival? Yep, this time at Fruit and Spice Park.
- HAHAHAHA!! Whoever’s doing promotion for the JVC Jazz festival is getting their ass fired REEL soon — their website is currently down and showing “This account has surpassed its CGI resources allocation at the present time.” Hilarious. You are welcome to keep clicking the link in hopes that it comes back at some point, but I wouldn’t bother — the biggest “name” on the festival is Sergio Mendez.
- Yee-haw, there’s a Miami International Agriculture and Cattle Show. Bring the kids.
- Tonight: Awesome New Republic at The Vagabond [MySpace].
- Les Standiford’s new book is about the founding of Washington as the nation’s capital. He speaks tonight at Books & Books Coral Gables.
- Cuba Libre block party outside The Globe, w/ live music and good food.
- Saturday: Haitian Compas Festival, but CAREFUL — the website started screaming at me, even with flashblock installed. There is some safe information here.
- Elvis Costello performs, which would be pretty cool, but apparently he’s “special guest” of the Palm Beach Police, which is a little weird (I think — admittedly I’m not sure I understand what’s happening here).
- Wallflower Gallery’s 11th anniversary celebration
- Sunday: The Greynolds Park Love-in, with a performance by the “legendary” Spencer Davis Group.
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Thursday May 15, 2008
Map magazine
Finally, a local magazine that does it right. This is the 4th (quarterly) issue of Map magazine, and the quality has been consistently great, so I’m finally letting myself get attached. Splitting the difference between local and non-local content — this issue’s cover, of the Ravonettes, is the first non-local — the magazine focuses on art, music, and culture.
This issue opens with a story on downtown club promoters, follows with a great interview with artist Aramis Gutierrez, and along the way features Del the Funky Homosapien, Luis Gispert, Dino Felipe, Gustavo Matamoros, the Postmarks, Jaco Pastorius, Paul Auster, and Rachel Goodrich. That, my friends, is a damned good list. Oh, and …
right smack in the middle, an article on Sweat Records. Perfect.
Editor Omar Sommereyns is a longtime Miami journalist, having most recently kicked ass at the Sun Post and Flavorpill. You couldn’t have picked a better guy to head up a magazine, as evidenced by the results.
For the gallery walk this month, Map threw a party next to Snitzer gallery, with a coffee bar, funky user-configurable seating, and a rock concert. They gave away the magazines, and distributed a card that guided folks through a carefully-picked group of the best galleries on the circuit, with step-by-step instructions. A nice touch.
Oh, one other thing I need to gush about — it’s beautiful. Map lets its graphic designers toss visual caution to the wind with each new spread, and you get stuff like the pages above — eye-popping but smart, and complimenting their topic. A series of grayscaled upside-down photos over a color gradient on one page, multi-colored plaid graph paper at 45-degrees on the next. It’s held together by a tight grid for the copy (set in a nice san-serif) and printed on lavish matte paper.
You can pick up Map free at lots of places around town, but why not spring for a subscription — your $25 is well worth it and supports what will hopefully be a long-running institution. Oh, and you can also flip through the magazine on their website and download a high-res PDFs of any of the 4 issues. Go read!
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Wednesday May 14, 2008
May gallery walk
You missed Christina Lei Rodriguez’s show at Perrotin, right? Shame, because it’s gorgeous. By dropping the overt references to natural forms, the new work achieves a sort of post-apocalyptic disco grandeur.
Detail.
Take an exterior wall, paint it flat black, and write something on it in block letters. It’s pretty hard to miss, as Locust has been demonstrating for the last few months.
Amber Hawk Swanson’s sex-doll twin shows off her business end. As you lean in to look, a camera’s watching you, with a live feed showing on a screen on the other side of the wall.
Photos of the doll making friends accompany the installation. These leave something to be desired, actually.
Map Magazine’s coffee lounge. Cold espresso in little cans distributed.
In a trailer at the back of the lounge, Snitzer’s trailer hold’s COOPER’s latest work, ass-kicking as usual.
Gavin Perry demonstrates what happens to artists when their work appears on the cover of a book: you’re issued dress shirts and cigars, and required to sport them when in public.
Robin Griffiths’ sculpture at Dorsch, replete with WWII-era shaving kit and multiple whiskey bottles.
Spinning lanterns by N. Sean Glover at Diet.
At Castillo, Frances Trombly’s latest work, including woven cardboard boxes with embroidered labels.
Meanwhile, palmetto bugs the size of a child’s hand prowled the streets, attacking stray cats and the occasional art collector. Must be summer kicking in.
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Saturday May 10, 2008
Gallery walk tonight
- Frances Trombly at Castillo.
- At Locust, Chicago artist Amber Hawk Swanson and a life-sized silicone sex doll she commissioned in her own likeness.
- Dorsch: big group show with a few of the regulars, a few new names, and Hugo.
- Jay Hines at Twenty Twenty.
- MoCA warehouse has a show of work from their collection up, from last month. Excellent time to check it out, I’d think.
Also up from last month: Gavin’s show at Snitzer .Actually it’s not. Snitzer needs to get on the ball updating that flash thing he calls a website.- Hardcore. Say what you will, but I’ve never stopped by without seeing a few things that rocked.
- Gye-Hoon Park and Jill Hotchkiss at Lowenstein.
- David Shaw at Bruk.
- Cristina Lei Rodriguez at Perrotin
- Kalup Linzy opening at Moore.
- Grab a coffee at Wynwood Art Lounge next to Snitzer. Something Map Magazine is puting together. Live music.
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Friday May 9, 2008
Do-it-yerself weekend
Sorry, rough night last night. If you know of something good, hit the comments. I’ll try to put together an itinerary for the gallery walk by noon tomorrow. Meanwhile:
- New Times — has a pretty good calendar section.
- Sun Post — a very comprehensive list, but double-check their dates before you just show up for something.
- Flavorpill — generally a very good ‘curated’ list.
- Sweat Records — clubs, concerts, and cupcakes.
- Meetup.com — staggering stuff. For example, the bellydancing group is big.
- Theater League — theoretically comprehensive listings of plays and such, though I’ve never been able to figure out their website.
- Miami Beach 411 — sometimes has a ‘I’m Bored, What’s There To Do?’ post, but not this week so far.
- Miami Nights — sometimes they throw you a bone.
- Still desperate? Try the Herald ‘entertainment’ page, but careful — they’ve got people hard at work trying to defeat your popup blocker.
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Thursday May 8, 2008
Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens
Most people have heard of the Morikami but haven’t been there, because it seems so far away. Actually, it’s less then an hour from Miami, and totally worth the trip. Hours are from 10 am to 5 pm, and I’d recommend getting there on the early side, as the highly rated restaurant inside the museum closes at 3 pm. Click the photo above to see a slideshow of what it’s like.
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Wednesday May 7, 2008
Shark Valley
23 miles west of the Turnpike on Tamiami Trail (click the map above for Google directions), in the heart of the northern Everglades, sits something rather remarkable — an all-access, super-easy nature trail known as Shark Valley. The trail is paved, and accessible by foot, bicycle (bring your own or rent), or tram tour. By bike, it’s just the right length that just about anyone can sit on a bike and finish it at a leisurely pace. The trail is a loop, so at the end you end up back at the visitor center, but at the far end you’re deep into the Everglades, far from civilization, with the birds and the alligators. It’s sort of a must-do for anyone who lives anywhere in South Florida.
This is what it’s really like in the Everglades. Peaceful, and stretching on into forever with grass, occasional patches of solid ground and a few trees, and swamp (note the water visible at the bottom of this photo.
Bleh, I don’t have a photo of the gators you see hanging out just off the path, but they’re there. (No worries, they’ll leave you alone.) Did get this little guy sunning himself, though.
Mostly what you get is lots and lots of birds, in all different shapes and sizes. Not sure what this fellah was hunting in the muck. Something delicious probably. Previously, we met this guy.
At the farthest end of the loop, you come to a rather improbably lookout tower. The views are fantastic, but again, it’s more about the vastness, not something you can reproduce in a photo. Go check it out for yourself.
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Tuesday May 6, 2008
Pepe's
So, as I was pulling into Key West a few weeks ago, I called up our friend, and Key West authority, Squathole to figure out where to have a big post-100-mile dinner. “Pepe’s,” he says, “hold on, let me see if their address is printed on the bottle of hot sauce I bought there.” Well, it was, but whether through my bad hearing or S’s bad vision, I ended up with the wrong address: 506 Caroline, right off Duval. After looking for it, giving up, looking for someplace else to eat, not finding anything promising, I ended up finding Pepe’s up the street at 806 Caroline.
From first glance you can tell it’s going to be perfect: Pepe’s opened in 1909 and looks it. It looks a little shacky from the outside, but inside is surprisingly cozy, blending indoor and outdoor spaces with equal parts Key West shamble and fine dining. It looks empty from the outside but is actually packed — mostly with locals as it turns out, this being one of the places on the island they cherish.
The parrot guy holds court, and expounds on the joy and life-long commitment that is parrot ownership (tip: never buy a parrot at a pet store). The parrot doesn’t talk, but instead likes to imitate other animals. He does a pretty good pig. I made pals with seasoned locals Ollie, his wife, and the parrot guy, who could totally get babes if he tried.
So the food. Well, first beer: there is exactly one beer on tap. It’s Yuengling, and it’s $1 per glass, and it tastes absolutely perfect when it’s on tap and you’ve got no choice. (I strongly advocate the 1-beer concept to other restaurants, btw. It’s got charm, and so long as it’s a half-way decent beer it will make people happy.) I think I drank about 6 over the next couple of hours. The food is surprisingly gourmet. Pepe’s style fish comes with melted cheese, but I opted for the blackened. It came prefectly cooked, generously portioned, and with fancy presentation, vegetable, and mashed potato. The rule of thumb in the Keys seems to be that the seafood is fresher and better, but not really any cheaper, than Miami, and so it was. Apparently Pepe’s has a master pie baker, so leaving without pie is considered self-in-foot-shooting. There’s a daily pie special(!), Ollie ordered a slice to go, and I followed suit, which meant killer macadamia nut and chocolate chip pie for breakfast next morning. Need I say more?
Pepe’s Cafe
806 Caroline Street, Key West, Fl.
(305) 294-7192
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Monday May 5, 2008
Crabby Jack's
Hey kids, it’s non-Dade week here at CM, bringing you a random sampler of attractions from “the greater South Florida area.” You know, I’ve always had a feeling about the expression “South Florida” — it’s an expression that you hear in Broward much more often than in Dade. It’s the Miami Herald, but the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and I’ve always had the impression that it was an expression used by people who don’t live in Miami to make it sound like there’s no real distinction.
Anyway, on to Crabby Jack’s. Let me make clear that this is not a place to make a trip from Miami to visit. BUT should you find yourself hungry and driving down US-1 in the northernmost reaches of Broward County, I’d implore you to stop in for one of their Dolphin sandwiches.
CJ’s oozes old-Florida charm. The building looks like it was designed by the owner on the back of a napkin and build by his college buddies over spring break many decades ago. Exposed beams, brightly painted, hold the roof on, and big home made skylight let dramatic pools of light into the cavern-like room. Slats outside the winddows that circle the building let in a little more, but the feeling is not unlike a fort. “Stuff” covers the walls, but not in that charming-but-clean TGIFriday’s kind of way — this stuff is decades old. The menus stick together. Buckets on the tables hold flyers advertising 3-for-1 beers and bingo night. Most of the people in here on an early afternoon are sitting at the bar. A sign proclaims that smoking is permitted after 10 pm, and I think that’s an essential aspect of the atmosphere; it doesn’t reek of cigarettes during the day, but it has that “people smoke here at night” vibe. The waitresses wear tiny shorts and stockings, just one step above Hooter’s uniforms (one of them spent a good solid 10 minutes adjusting her boobs in her tank top in plain view of me, not that I’m complaining or anything).
But oh, that fish sandwich. Unbelievably moist, tasty, and generously sized. It comes plain or blackened, big slice of lemon, tomato and lettuce on a good roll, with near-perfect fries and that tartar sauce that makes you realize what tartar sauce is supposed to be — more creamy than mayonnaisy. Perfecto.
Crabby Jack’s
1015 S. Federal Highway
Deerfield Beach, FL 33441
954.429.3770
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Saturday May 3, 2008
Stale links Saturday
- Sweet jesus, the fucking Minutemen. Did you catch REM on Colber the other night, and he asked them what was the biggest band they’d ever toured with, and they said the Minutemen, “that guy was huge“ . . .
- How to detect photo forgeries.
- Don’t eat anything that doesn’t rot.
- May your life never be the same agian: muxtape. Check out Rex’s muxtape and Chad’s muxtape, and see also the Wired guide.
- I doubt it, but this guy claims to be able to make your rich. Maybe he can at least keep you from being so damn poor.
- Because no matter what, you probably don’t feel guilty enough about your food.
- Note to self: Mod Canon cameras. The decision to switch from Nikon is looking better all the time. I recently sent a pavement-smashed lens to Canon, and they fixed it for free.
- Caution, this might be considered local (not to mention OLD), but from Scott’s post at MB411 we get a crucial question: does a black woman from England get to call herself “African-American” on her Miami modeling gig?
- Hey all you people that keep asking me how to “record a dvd to my computer,” click here.
- The dilemma of humanity encapsulated in a single Q-and-A.
- Ariel’s pictures of the kids he teaches in Beijing.
- Wow, Dave Barry wrote something funny for a change.
- Crazyguyonabike Cycling from Key West to Springfield, Mass.
- A few more “notes to self” which y’all can safely disregard: FiberSpoke (not even sure you can buy this anymore), Make Like Paper (does not sound irl what it looks like on the screen), and how to sew on a button (I have a few that are like hanging by a thread).
- It’s the first of May, the first of May. Outdoor fucking starts today. This song will be stuck in your head for days. Resistance is fulitile.
- Foreign Policy’s Top 100 Intellectuals. Go look, but don’t EVEN vote — come on, you’ve heard of less then 20 people on that list!
- Dean Allen, the guy who made Textpattern, has a blog. Read the one about his dad and the one about embedded video and tell me he’s not great. Also he makes room on his about page to take down Lost.
- % alcohol in various beers. Information you can use.
- Oh, this is just perfect: ‘Stunning’ LEGO® creations.
- This thing is technically an ad, but I don’t care: drop what you’re doing and go watch it. NOW!!
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Friday May 2, 2008
MiMo weekend
- Cinco de MiMo festival, lots of stuff happening all weekend. Save yourself squinting at the website and drop by Upper Eastside Garden (7244 Biscayne) tonight and grab a program.
- I haven’t plugged movies in a long time, but 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days has had quite the buzz about it. Playing at Miami Beach Cinematheque.
- While at it, the Canes Film Festival (that’s with 1 ‘n’).
- Emerging Choreographers Series.
- Tonight: Local heroes The Postmarks play at The Vagabond.
- Shpringsteen, y’all.
- Saturday: Storytelling Festival at the Downtown library.
- BB King at the Bank Atlantic Center.
- The New World Symphony celebrates its 20th anniversary with not the most exiting program of Tchaikovsky and Stravinsky at the Arsht Center.
- Sunday: The Poetry of Seamus Heaney, A discussion (and recital, I should hope), 4 pm at John Martin’s.
- Miami FC fights the Carolina Railhawks.
- Monday: I also don’t normally worry about Monday, but I’ve been asked to inform you that All Scheduled Shows at Studio A are still on As Scheduled. And the next scheduled show is Monday. So. Go show your support. Maybe Studio A should have a big fundraiser night or something.
- And as long as I’m here, Radiohead and Eric Clapton at various joints around town.
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