Wednesday February 6, 2008

Wow, the state of Florida is deliberately trying to slow down enrollment to its public universities.

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  1. Steve    Wed Feb 6, 08:52 AM #  

    “It should be obvious by now that Florida’s universities have been populated by imbeciles anyway,” a spokesman for the state Department of Education told reporters. “Half the kids who graduate can’t even spell ‘enrollment,’ so why bother trying to bolster it?”

  2. van    Wed Feb 6, 09:05 AM #  

    This is a good thing. Right now a degree from a Florida university doesn’t mean much unless you’re in the state. Nobody outside of Florida thinks highly of FIU/UCF/etc. because well, damn near everyone gets in.

    PS forced preview sucks, you can find a better way to fight spam

  3. Superbee    Wed Feb 6, 10:13 AM #  

    I think Steve may have been trying to drop a hint… ::cough:: enrollment ::cough::

  4. alesh    Wed Feb 6, 11:04 AM #  

    it’s pretty funny when you consider that firefox has spellcheck built in…

  5. merriam webster    Wed Feb 6, 02:19 PM #  

    It’s good.

    Perhaps Steve meant to say petard?

  6. leo Famulari    Wed Feb 6, 07:12 PM #  

    i know people who got into FSU by submitting their contact info and proof of residency. no test scores or diploma.

  7. lx    Wed Feb 6, 07:13 PM #  

    oh fuck