Wednesday November 7, 2007
LOL: The slogan of the City of North Miami Beach is “Now More Beautiful!”
That’s because Coral Gables snatched up both “The City Beautiful” and “The Beautiful City.” Bastids.
But NMB’s new logo does sound like an ad gimmick: “Now with added BEAUTY!”
That’s so like 10 minutes ago. If they wanted to pursue this retro line, at least go with “mw mr btfl.” Which when pronounced sounds like the grunts of a ball-gagged kidnap victim.
No trans fats
or how about “My city’s beauty can beat up your honor student”
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