I must be fashion challenged because if I ever dressed like any of the people they post in the site, well, I’d kill myself.
That’s not even metaphorical suicide. If I was driving along and got rammed from behind by an 18-wheeler, flew out of my windshield, lost all my clothes in the air, fell on somebody dressed like a person featured on the site, in the ensuing tumble swapped clothes with them, then miraculously got up without a scratch on me only to find that I was now wearing that person’s clothes – I’d run right into traffic in hope the same 18-wheeler would crush me.
Man, Habla, are you sure about that? I mean, people say to wear clean underwear so you won’t be in the ER with skidmarked shorts, but you’d want your last ensemble to be something fashion-forward featured on the web? Brave soul!
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