Friday September 9, 2005

Killer bees invade Miami!

Ok, people, it’s legit: We’re all going to die. Katrina swept killer bees across the ocean and into our fair city. Firefighters killed the hive, but not before the queen got a chance to escape. Beekeeper Adrian Valero, on the scene, said that where the queen goes the hive follows. Yikes!

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  1. Biff    Fri Sep 9, 03:33 PM #  

    Fine. Wet foot dry foot, so they’re here, right? But they better learn to talk American.

  2. How To Find Them    Fri Sep 9, 05:21 PM #  

    Where The Bee Sucks
    by William Shakespeare

    Where the bee sucks, there suck I;
    In a cowslip’s bell I lie;
    There I couch when owls do cry.
    On the bat’s back I do fly
    After summer merrily.
    Merrily, merrily shall I live now
    Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.