Thursday July 21, 2005

No XXX Spam for You!

The Lincoln Road based BangBus.com, New Times Miami’s Best-of Miami Best Website from last year, has just been given the big wet Federal Trade Commission smackdown, to the tune of $650,000, for sending pornographic spam. Ha! Right? Well . . .

On a related note, Critical Miami has received at least one hostile response to a recent e-mail we sent to some people we thought were our friends. It read, in part:

Federal guidelines indicate that you must have an unsubscribe link in the spam you send. Your email is in violation of this federal guideline. Please cease and desist from distributing unsolicited emails .

The response was cc’d to Spamcop, and, you guessed it: the Federal Trade Commission. In case the Feds are reading, let us just say that

  1. Unlike the Bang Brothers, we are not making money from this site.
  2. Our e-mail contained a picture of downtown Miami construction, not amateur girls giving slow, nut-busting cum-crazy blowjobs.
  3. Even still, we are very, very sorry. We apologize without reservation. Can you find it in your heart to forgive us?

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