Thursday July 21, 2005

Franklin

Oh shit, y’all! It’s Tropical Storm Franklin!

Update: Oh, and we’re going to get hit with an African Sandstorm.

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  1. Franklin    Fri Jul 22, 02:18 PM #  

    This morning, NPR described it as “a small storm, but one to keep an eye on.”

    Personally, I was looking forward to fucking up Palm Beach.

  2. alesh    Fri Jul 22, 02:39 PM #  

    I was trying to wrap up a bunch of analogies into something pithy, but I got stuck after “a lot of hot air” and “very little actual damage.”

    How about knocking them off their feet?

    Now that I’m writing more, I’ve gotten the cheesy headline disease – can’t help thinking of stupid puns.

  3. alesh    Fri Jul 22, 05:04 PM #  

    Models Push Franklin Away From Florida

  4. Franklin    Sat Jul 23, 03:52 PM #  

    Giselle Bundchen was just telling me to get out of town. Now I know why.

    The hilarity continues: Franklin just full of hot air.

  5. alesh    Sun Jul 24, 07:21 PM #  

    Franklin Gets More Disorganized

  6. Hardy Har    Mon Jul 25, 02:37 PM #  

    after it hits, will it be an African-American Sandstorm?